today was awsome!!! i learned a few magic tricks that my cousin "indirectly" taught me.... but i still need more practice... nthing much besides from that... well around 10am i went to my ah mah's house... entertained guests... then i went to my 3rd aunt's house... entertain guest also... then i realized a chio girl sitting there.. then im wondering who was that... so nvm i talk and we talked... very fun =D lols then later i realized she was my cousin!!! she last time was big sized and looked like simone... but then she slimed down.. she damn chio nows... lols then later i had to leave.. to go back to my ah mah's house... thats when my cousin taught me some "magic" haha... and card tricks... then we ate dinner... i tell u my cousin damn pro in magic... apparently he put in 12k to learn it... wells i think it kinda paid off.. cus he gets $250 per hour in a gig... so yea... then i went back to my 3rd aunts house... and play mahjong.. ehheheeh... fun... then now i reach home after a tiring day haha nitez! ZZzzzzz


























YAY!!! lols My fav hero atm =D ps: atm = at the moment...







WAA... Pe mr tay... gona give pt for 10 mins before every pe lesson... lols... we were all laughing liks siao... cus canot do sit up/ push ups and leg raise... lols... funny me yuexin and fan ge laugh so much... then do pickle ball then me and wei zhong trash liang and chistina haha... then english... it was the Animal farm test... i got a lousy score of 20/25... well i was kinda disappointed... then during recess... i borow ball frm mr tay =D then we play bball like siao... damn shoik and it was total trashing from me haha... they were all violent and like leme shoot freely... so trash... then when i went return ball.. fan ge the idiot go put my pe bag in the room... lucky jolyn was there if not i die... then i go change... then physics was boring... same as history... then lunch i slack... go eat and slack... then during bio i made a potato thats supose to resemble a "ah beng" lols... then miss wong got quite pissed... then like ya la... lols btw... then later ats ... the teacher was so pissed off cus we keep talking... then got one indian teacher with indian accent which think he very tua... then later after lesson i was listening carfully.. then teacher say i was staring like a gong... then like i give him face... i dun scold him... then ok lurhx... nvm i resist temptations lols!... anways then we stayed back to rehearse the drama thing... then so fun lol me and jia hong do what gay accents and like niang niang chiang... to get him in character... then we dance tango and cha cha lols! then went home chatting to cheese on the bus... 

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Today was damn fun... ahaha... i still laughing about it now.. well its boring lessons today.. history was ok... then physics was boring.... then during recess i had to change seats... so now i sit next to jia hui infront of botak suun... well then during recess i did my hwk after i ate my chicken cullet =D then mother tounge was boring... then i was trying to make ppl laugh cus everyone was sad/angry ? so teacher told us write essay.. then stop and cont the essay our own way... so i went to cut my paper... well some people laugh... but not everyone... then i saw randall v emo and sad.. so i moved and started talking to him... comfort him... then he got better =D then during mdm abbey lesson im suprised to say how nice she was today... she was joking(attempted) and stuff... trying make lesson seem nicer... i think mdm abbey chance and ppl should give her a second chance... shes a good teacher if U ACTUALLY LISTEN! she cares for us... i can feel it..then it was music... then mrs yap told me to pull my socks up then i pull until very high.. but still too short... then i realized it was my sister's socks... so bo bien... then i damn effing hungry... wanted go eat... liang, pet they all go makan never call me... then they line up at the bus ... i felt like a idiot sitting there doing nothing while i could eat sth.... wells... damn fun the library trip... first... we hopped on the bus... and me and liang sit at the back... then one empty seat next to me then its HX... ok la then we talk... i play my iphone.. we reach that time... we walk to the library... then me and pet was scolded by teacher... then i was like we are outside not yet inside... then she diam lol... then we went in very guai... then proceed to this damn cold and shoik and sexy room then got 2 ppl teach us nonsense lol... one named january and other one i call teach... lols... january seems damn young.. i think not even past 24... lols then we play some games/quizzes... then our team... Wednesday! consists of... Me,seryun,terrence,huixing,jolyn,puiying,kelvin,jonathan we the sexy group came top of all the other groups... hehe... then we win the bendy pencil.. then i went around doing harry potter spells and wacking people with the pencil... damn pain sia... lol then me and justin war... then the funniest thing happened... when we were walking up the stairs... to the 3rd floor... we must maintain silence.. then suddenly jony kick the sign thingy which made a damn loud sound and he nearly tripped over... then i was like laughing my ass off.. although i shouldnt but i couldnt resist.. then i was high from then on... then i hung out with El... then he go trick berlin lol... tell her hold her hand out then stuff alot books on her... i feel so sorry for her lols... then later... i went back to the room... then me joel pet and el and BAll aka jia hong... oh ya.. (now i have 3 NICK NAMES! ONE IS PORLAX? DUNO WHAT THAT... ANOTHER IS LIL PIGGY ANOTHER IS BROCK LOL!) we were like playing with the glasss thing... mirror... and kissing each-other though the glass.. lol funny then i was like... jia hong.. you complete me lols... damn funny... then we laugh like siao funny hell man... then teacher teach somemore rubbish... then on the way back.. me and el.. were playing with the bendy pencils.. damn funny.. then everyone started poking eunice... then i felt bad.. so i told them to stop... then everyone say what.. u like her then im like ya ya... whatever... just wanted them stop... then later hx had this book about some gestures? lol... then we reach back to the class take a bag and went home... then i study (miracle) i want get good grades in order get in 3ple science like how i love getting 3ple kill in dota haha! im trying to quit dota... but whoever want join my dota team can feel free to msn me i give a simple test... there might be salary... so yea... =D my email is xjtoh@hotmail.com =D dont 4get to tag... i dk what u write... vulgarities... positive things or any kind of crap.. but ppl who put weird names that i do not know you better watch out... quoted Mr. Hadev Singh hehe ok byes! i need further study =D 







DAMN SIEN... i want sleep post tml lols nites..







well today was typical... lols... chinese... then maths... i tried hard to listen.. but it was hard... anyways... during recess we went play swing.. then xufan go throw the fruit at the SL and the sl say me.. then iwas like wtf? i dint do anything.. nvm... during assebly i help bring the hamper to the front so can be delivered... then reading was lame... ats was damn fun! the game... i won the first round... on the second round... christopher was winning then had restart cus pet did a wrong start then chris was pissed lol... thats about it...







Well i went to chinatown eat congee with my ahmah and family... then had go market... damn smelly... lucky we went out after awile... then i say the old sg note... $10 they siao kia want sell people $150 then like wtf will buy.... then the next stall i saw some pritty shells... but they so ex.. so i dint buy.... around after awile of shopping i went to my ah mah house sleep and read animal farm.... i read chapt 1~5 about 3 times in a row... i think tonight sleep also can dream about animal farm... lols... then i sleep.. i dream i was one of the porkers lol! weird dream... then woke up and eat dinner with my grandmother they all at hougang green then come home play dota... so many pb feed then zhao i angry.... so then the next match which was my 4th match.. the ccb say i noob cus he keep ks me then my score 1,3,14 then say i feeder then i ask him one on one... he scared sia... then after long time argueing he agree... i whopped his ass and he wont home crying hes a friggn noob.... talk big... then later the neext match after 1vs1 i met this pro es which was friendly... and he teach me how use perma backstab/spam backstab which was pritty gay... when backstab lvl 4 lols... well then i pei my sister play the pictionary on facebook thats about it lorhx..







Well...yesterday was ok i guess... nothing much happened... just reading... then langarts then dt... nothing much then during the 1 and half hours i went play basketball with my seniors... then got some photo training... then i reach home type the blog halfway i fell alseep lols....
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TODAY... help deco the house... nothing much play dota... got a few 3ple kills with kunkka and a lucky one with potm... sorry cant get any pics up cus the replay was deleted.... and go video call xu fan for fun he be guai kia study haha =D thats about it for today....







as usual its always end of school that made me pissed... Well nvm... i missed out some things... cus it maybe sensitive to some people... so yea... well PE was ok.. we play something like tennis but with a wooden bat... if memory serves me correctly... its pickoball... then play play... me zy and chirstina play... then later mr. tay pick on me again!!! let me be example to show the class... then i simply got owned... cus my first time playing... I dk why always choose me... i so fat.. i cant run... i am unfit... but yet so many people in the class.. he pick me... then later abbey class... very nice today class... not much productive work... and she was happy for once... she was almost smiling whole lesson... during recess... me liang,justin,daniel,terrence, etc... play swing lol we play till sky high then suddenly it broke! we zhao like siao kao... lols then mr. ho come then we all dio scared... then lucky he scold sec 1 not us haha.. then say.. swing no need push de.. then we faster zhao back class... Music... was inspirational... mrs. yap speech so good... i nealy teared in my eye.. but obviously didnt... now i reflection on it made me "quite" a better person... well then history... mr tan.. ok ok concentrate.. do the work... during ats me and liang keep playing with the ring... then suddenly got what... simone the snorlax... im brock... liang is mysty... and christopher is ash.. then what ring ring de... we play and play lols... then chinese no aircon and teacher bias... put fan at far side we all damn hot.... then i go back class.. change for the drama thing we have been practicing hard on... then i think we got chance on monday... hehe..... waa then i come back le.... i said sth like kim meng marry simone... then he dio pissed slapp people... then want fight i said what .. walow dun slap people face lerhx... then he say canot scold what.... then his own words contridict himself then i dio rly pissed cus his finger nail went in my eye... then want fight that time vananana stop us... then pet pull me away.... so we dint lorhx.. then i go library... wan chill before see him again... then i go back he gone le... i ask zhiyong.. where he go, then he went home... so im like whatever.. i stay back play with the lighter burn paper... so make it look old... then stuff la... then angpow shit... then i went home.... when i arrive home... many things happen canot say sensitive de... so yea.. i end post here...







                                         THE TWO MOMS OF THE PLAY
                                          WEN SOON ACT CUTE...
                                               WEN SOON LOOKING UP VANANANA'S SKIRT LOL JKN HE LOOK LIKE CHEE KOR PEH LOLS!
                                               DADDY! (PLAY) LOLS... DRAMATIC LUNATIC =D
                                             WEN SOON THE PAI KIA!!!







OK.... this morning i woke up extra early... wanted to wax my hair... but decided not to.. and went back to bed.. then i realized i late for school... lucky my sister remind me... and i arrive at school at 7am lol... the day rocked... as it went on... not so great... It was Maths... then i slack like hell... then mrs. khor kp me... as usual... then got art... i like the teacher.. but i completely hate the subject! i cant draw/colour/paint to save my life... well during recess me, liang, fan ge, christina AKA christopher... play the paper ball me and liang made... lol we throw until over the fence then fan ge always have to get... cus he climb damn fast... heng no teachers! hehe... during PW i was like being damn stupid with the game... We had to pass down a sentence that the teacher said... then i heard... Mee pok mai hiam...(meepok not spicy) then me and randall go change to Meepok mai hump mai hump mai hump... ker lian DIDI joel had to write on the board... lols nvm then our group decided to like make a video.. and i starting cutting myslef in class... cus i felt bored... then later i was playing with pet.. then acidently kick Van then she angry then i dint know and accident step on her white bag.. then she tell me go die... then i was like ok lurhx.. i took liang's penknife.. and ask her cut... she scared lols... the she smile smile.. act cute like Mr.LEE! lols! during chinese my didi joel dint bring anything... so teacher ask him stand... so he felt shy so i also stand lurhx... then got bored... as usual... went for lunch... physics... nothing much happened except playing some emo games... then ATS... me and liang keep dee siao the teacher... lols funny shit... i still laughing bout it... Then this is what pissed me off for the day... i went for CCA like any other day... then suddenly during CCA siranaf (however it's spelt & my photo senior) say what i rude to other seniors....then scold me and i was like WTF when the **** was i rude...  then Yan and shaf heard and was like telling me chill and they settle... without them i burst ady lurhx... they rox =D but then later what... me and Glen become spy for the seniors on DAMIEN CHAN! then i got pissed off and went home... well i not really in the mood today... so i don't think i will be tomorrow as well... so yeas... till then....







HAHA today i dint really had plan to have my hair cut... but like mdm abey said i must.... then the usual crap she gives... well... cont in chronological order... the stupid recount shit... well ... Morning was the most waste of time lurhx... what sing national anthm.. till can hear... back row so effin far from the teacher how she hear? then like the sec 1 and ppl in front... sing we also canot hear... then like what VERY good! sitt down... we still stand there like limp dick people la... Nvm... then i go chinese... slack as usual... then maths.... IT was sooo good! MRs. Khor busy with some shit so got replacement... but then i want hand up my work to jonny... the cb teacher say why i standing up and like got attitude problem... then whole class say my name... damn fudgeing sabo ... i got bored after my work so i made a paper ball which was good until the first layer came off... and the next... then it came appart so me and ah liang go put rocks inside... then wrap wrap put rubber band we stole from photocopy lady... it still didn't work... then i left it in my pocket then go assembly... lol me and liang go dee siao daniel and pet lol funny shit man they got so pissed off... then later i told liang the girl sitting next to me went same tuition.. he was like say hi, then i said no... unless u gave me $5... he was like u tell her give u blow job then he give $5 so i was like ok lurh... so i was like eh... u study in ALC right? she was like yea.. how u know? then i was like randomly... want gime blowjob then i cont my sentence... i in your class... mr lim? Then she dio shock and stunned then her reaction damn funny... then liang thought that was the reaction wehn i asked her bout the job thing... but actually its about tuition... LOL then liang scammer... dun give money one... then later double abbey.. sien like shit lorh... then i forgot bring LANGARTS folder... so i went to her... then she kao peh my hair.. too long, then i was like WTF? the go home i ask ppl pei me go hougang mall... nobody except RANDALL HENG!!! so bo bien i go lorh then cut make her happy only... wah i tell u the hairstyle lady damn kao peh me... say what... must cut slope... then i say dun wnat.... then argue... than randall go ask what hair tips... its like completly no link... cut ady i went home type this post...















Hm.. today is boring.... like any other saturday... i woke up at about 10+ then i played a few dota matches... with my [PHD] acc.... then got some triple kills... then like i was godlike... my sister woke up! then i faster quit... lols... so sayang... my kunkka.... haiz... nvm... then i go hougang green eat jimmy yummy... munch munch... go back slack... prepare for tuition... downstairs.. ALC. Then during my english tuition.. the chio girl go sit infront of me so i wasn't really paying much attention to the teacher... soon i got bored(of her) and decided to participate in class... then there is this act  cute boy named edmund(AKA teacher's pet) come up with the funniest compre questions... i was like wtf.... but nvm then later it was maths... i tell u my maths teacher friggin loud! its like can make soundwaves that can cause tornado or sth... for people go to mavis... my teacher louder than MR. CHIN!!! lols... then work sheet handed out... it was algebra AGAIN! then do do do.... then the guy next door ask if could copy... i was like whatever... so he copy... after class i wait for my sister then i went to my grandmother's house... slack for the rest of the day... thats about it for today lurhx.... i try get a screen shot in for my dota 3ple kill.... thats for today... STAY IN SCHOOL! PUNKS! EMO! LESBIEN! GAYS! GEEKS! no need to say nerds... lol random...







Today was quite boring as any other school day, i choinged my math and science hwk during chinese class... hong lao shi saw me and dint say anything so i cont... later to my surprise our bio teach never came to school then i was like WTF?! anyways... i dk who started with the ass slapping thing... then later the chinese teach was the sub.. actaully shes quite chio... but like whatever lols... then i ask zhi yong which more chio... miss oh or the chinese teacher... then he said the chinese teacher BUT apparently she head ms wong instead of oh...... then i also agreee hehe... then we had 1 and half hour recess... then i wanted to go out of school but no one wanted to folow me... so i damn sien... so i was like.. screw this stay in school lorhx... having our lunch that time... me, randall, justin, daniel was like sitting on the round table then randall was like lets spin the bottle... then suddenly it ended on him then we ask him play piano... Damn funny cus he can'T friggn play! then this GB girl who knew him was like YOU SUCK! me daniel and justin loas... i was bored so i decided throwing popcorn chicken then i missed justin mouth twice and got into randall's on first try... I still remb the fond memories of the swing.. we all dragged randall into the swing and swinged as high as he could... unfortually randall nearly shitted in his pants... and came up with a stupid excuse to escape... we play till the swing was moving... i lmao so bad i nearly cried on the floor laughing.... Then later mr.Yam class... hes a cool teacher but im like wth.. when i saw the part on his presentation where you had to make a 3d model and i was Zzzzz... then later we saw fur on the shoe then me and racheal said sth bout using mdm abey shoe so i was like.. put her armpit hair on it and hand it to her for teacher's day present! laugh laugh then over... then i late for CCA but like whatever... then in CCA i was tired and i really bo chap... then got training again... then i was like wtf... well i felt bored then then yu hui (photo senior) was like trying to encourage/scold... for me to be more entu... then i go buy milo then seriously become entu... lols... weird right? well thats me... then i went home after buying peppermint milk tea =D|







Last week, i went to Serangoon, to my good friend squishy's house to play b-ball =D then we started to fool around in McDonalds lol then went play more then got bored and went home... LOL looks like the mac donald dude try molest him LMAOS!!! Well.... i dont feel like posting Bout school yet... cus its boring... and nobody likes school lols...







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